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Friday, April 24, 2009

Howdy All

Well mother nature finally figured out that it is the month of April and not January. We have had more snow in April then we did all winter here...Well now I know it's been a while since my last post. I have moved and what a pain in the butt...ugh....ok so I have a freebie and some layouts to share with you...but first a couple of words for sanity maintenance...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.!

2.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addic tions, Switch to Espresso.

6.
In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Marijuana"

9.
Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.!

11.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12.
Sing Along At The Opera.

15.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! ; I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19.
Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Direct Peeps To My Blog To Make Them Smile.


It's Called ...
THERAPY


ok here is a preview of today's freebie; it's called Frootie Tootie and was inspired by my Lil Lady

so here is my first layout done with a kit called Rain by Barbara of Just Passing Through . You should check her blog out . Barbara's kits are awesome.


Next up is another one of my favorite designers. Her kits are awesome and huge. You can find her kits here at Blue Dream Designs. This was made with her April Showers Kit.

and last but not least this kit was made with a kit called Cars that go beep beep by Jaydens Momma. You can find this kit here


okay okay now what you all came here for

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elements
papers 1
papers 2

Thanks for lQQking and happy scrappin

nanascraps

6 comments:

  1. OMgosh! HEEEE HEEE HAAA HAAAA I love the sanity stuff! I wanna try! I wanna try! Have you ever glued a quarter to the floor and watched to see how many people tried to pick it up? It's hilarious.. it's really funny when it's in a retail store! LOL Thanx for the sweet freebies and all the work you did on them!

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  2. Thank you! Your blog post will be advertised on the DigiFree Digital Scrapbooking Freebie search engine today (look for timestamp: 24 Apr [LA 07:00pm, NY 09:00pm] - 25 Apr [UK 02:00am, OZ 12:00pm] ).

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  3. You made me laugh!
    Thank you!

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  4. Nana,
    The sanity sayings were hilarious. I love the layout you made with my Rain kit. What a cool idea to make the rain drops into a flower. Clever, clever!
    ~Barbara

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  5. hello sweet Nana your blog is so nice like you , thx for visit my blog
    hugs from Egypt XOXO

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  6. This is Nita from I fixed the links for the Stuff to Scrap blog train. Nita's Things.

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