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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Morning Joke

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

Tourist: $8.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $12.50
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

Hope you got a chuckle this morning.
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