Chuckle of the Day

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices or the first time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?" Thanks 4 lQQking Have a Scrapfabulous Day Happy Scrappin Nana

Friday's Chuckle

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife’s first husband."

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Nana

A Chuckle and New Kit by C4M

Hello Everyone. First up a little chuckle for the day:

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".

Next up is a LO made with Misty's new kit called "Forever Starts Today". I just love the name of the kit. You can find this kit along with all of Misty's fabulous kits here. Also all of Misty's monograms are on sale for $2.50(normally 5 bucks). If you head over to Misty's blog she is giving away a free monogram set(a letter every day) that matches Katie's(Just So Scrappy) Just Pink kit in Honor of Breast Cancer Awareness month.

And last but not least template is by my go to gal for templates Tami. Tami always has free templates and free page kits on her blog. You can find Tami's blog here.

This LO is from my nephew's wedding. He got married in beautiful but wet Larkspur, Colorado.

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Nana

Help

Hi folks. I need your help ASAP...I am in a design challenge over at Scrappin Fairytales and I am stuck on what kind of kit to do. The main part of the kit involves a button..I need some themes to get my mojo working...color palette doesn't matter....just need some ideas....:)

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Have a Scrapfabulous Day!!!

Nana